☀Chrisduhfur☁

Chris | 18 | California | This is where i will post lots of humorous and interesting things | Feel free to follow or leave a ask!

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

alt-j:

the first person to die was probably like “dude what”

brititsh:

"im 12 but i am mature for my age"

image

trapdad420:

3 tamagotchi’s

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside

eggplont:

"you were right"
davidandthat:

surprisingly accurate.

distorment:

i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die

kool-aid-jammers:

why is that frog lower body on swole and why that fish getting tea bagged, this pic is too wild